Scorpio Report

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The next Scorpio will start in 325 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 316 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 2 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, my interstellar Scorpios! As the moon waxes to a respectable 20.5 days old, remember: age is just a number, even for celestial bodies! Now, let's talk about your horoscope. You've got more layers than an onion in a quantum superposition, and just as many tears if you try to peel them back too fast! So, slow down, take a deep breath, and watch out for those pesky parallel universes. This Third Quarter moon is like that one time SG-1 had to navigate through a labyrinth of Goa'uld traps. Remember, folks, it's all fun and games until someone loses an isotopic power unit. In matters of the heart, you might feel like you're stuck in a time loop, repeating the same mistakes. But don't worry, it's not an Ancient's time device gone awry. It's just life. Learn from Colonel O’Neill: sometimes you just need to go fishing. Enjoy the journey, my cosmic explorers, and remember - you carry the strength of a thousand suns within you. Well, metaphorically speaking, of course. If you literally had a thousand suns within you, we'd have a bit of a supernova situation on our hands. And trust me, that wouldn't be good for anyone's complexion. Carpe diem, Scorpios, and remember - you're the gatekeepers of your own destiny. Don't let any rogue System Lord tell you otherwise! #ScorpioSeason #StargateAstrology #ThirdQuarterMoon #NerdHumor #RememberTheGate

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-03-12-2023)