Scorpio Report

"Scorpios, Brace Yourselves for Intergalactic Shenanigans: The Stars Are About to Play a Cosmic Version of 'Dungeons and Dragons' with Your Life!"

The next Scorpio will start in 262 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 253 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 232 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Scorpio, oh Scorpio, in the words of our beloved, green space sage, Yoda - "Do or do not, there is no try." This seems to be your mantra this Third Quarter moon cycle, don’t you think? After all, who else but a Scorpio would take Yoda's advice so... literally? The old moon, it is. 23.5 days, exactly, hmmmm. Now, don't let its age fool you. It still has much to teach. Patience, it requires. And patience you have, my little celestial scorpions, right? Eh, probably not. But hey, nobody’s perfect! Pay heed to your intuition, you should. Like a Jedi with his lightsaber, your instincts are sharp, swift, and often save your behind from the metaphorical Darth Vader in your life. But remember, just like Anakin Skywalker, even Darth Vader had a soft side. So, don't go around zapping everyone with your stingy tail just yet. This cycle, you might feel like you're stuck in the Dagobah system, wading through swampy emotional waters. Remember, though, even on the muddiest planets, beauty can be found. Just ask Yoda, he lived there for years and didn’t complain... much. So, dear Scorpion, remember to balance is the key. Like Yoda balancing on one foot, while levitating rocks and a spaceship, you too can juggle your emotions, work, and that Netflix series you're binging. May the force be with you, Scorpio! And don't forget to enjoy some cosmic cookies along the way. #YodaStyleHoroscope #ScorpioSwagger #QuarterMoonMadness #DagobahDrama #MayTheStarsBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-04-02-2024)