Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Twist: Mars in Retrograde Decides to Moonwalk!"

The next Scorpio will start in 232 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 23 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 223 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 202 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Greetings, Scorpio! Keep your eyes peeled for the Third Quarter moon - she's 23.9 days old today, so definitely old enough to know better, but young enough not to care. Kind of like you last weekend, am I right? When you see her hanging up there in the cosmos, remember she's the celestial equivalent of a teenager, arguing with the sun about curfews and listening to all that loud Solar System Rock music. You might find yourself relating to her more than usual. But hey, don't let the moon's rebellious phase get to you. You're a Scorpio - you practically wrote the book on resilience...and then probably lost the manuscript, found it again, re-wrote it, and ended up with a bestseller. This is a great time for introspection, self-reflection, and maybe a little stargazing. And by stargazing, I mean contemplating the universe's mysteries, not catching up on Hollywood gossip. Unless, of course, the Hollywood gossip is about aliens. Then, by all means, proceed. In your career, be like the moon. It doesn't matter if you're not full all the time. You're still making a huge impact on the tides of your workplace. And if anyone gives you any trouble, just remind them that without you, they'd be floating off into space. Your love life might feel a bit like you're stuck in a wormhole: lots of spinning and uncertainty, and an odd sensation that you've seen all this before. Don't worry - your Stargate to romance isn't broken, it's just recalibrating. And remember, like any good SG-1 mission, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey...especially when that journey involves uncharted galaxies, mysterious ancient artifacts, and occasionally saving the world. Here's a hashtag to carry with you through the day: #MoonTeenAngst. Because let's face it, we've all been there. Stay bright, Scorpio! You're doing a stellar job. Just remember to take a leaf out of the moon's book and know when to shine and when to let others bask in your glow. #ScorpioStargazing #CelestialHumor #QuantumQuirkiness

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.03.2024 08:12:02 (sco-05-03-2024)