Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, You're Aimin' to Misbehave: Cosmic Shenanigans Predicted!"

The next Scorpio will start in 230 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 221 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 200 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hello Scorpios, it's your resident astro-galactic guide, with a forecast that's more intense than the time I tried to explain quantum physics at a hippie commune... but let's not revisit that. As the Waning Crescent moon enters its 26th day, I see some big changes on the horizon for you, my arachnid amigos. This moon, just like your favorite politician’s promises, is fading fast. But fear not! The next full moon is scheduled for an arrival at 7:01:37 on 25th of March, 2024. Just like the government, the universe too loves to keep us on our toes! During this time, your spirit animal, the scorpion, will be channeling its power to you. You’re going to be feeling sharper than a senator’s suit and as fearsome as a filibuster! Don't be surprised if you find yourself engaging in passionate debates over the merits of organic quinoa versus non-organic. The waning moon is encouraging you to let go, just like a politician lets go of their campaign promises post-election. It's time to release all that snarky energy you've been holding onto, just like a disputed bill in Congress. But remember, dear Scorpios, even as the moon fades, it's only gathering strength for its next appearance - much like a seasoned politician making a dramatic comeback. So, use this time wisely. Reflect, regroup, and prepare for your time in the spotlight. This waxing and waning is the universe's way of teaching patience. And we all know how much politicians love to test our patience, right? To sum up, stay strong, stay passionate, and remember - being a Scorpio is like being the President: it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it! #ScorpioSeason #MoonPolitics #QuantumQuinoa #AstrologyAintBoring

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.03.2024 08:12:02 (sco-07-03-2024)