Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Planetary Party: When Mars High-Fives Pluto, It's Time to Break Out the Cosmic Disco Ball and Boogie Down with Your Inner Alien!"

The next Scorpio will start in 137 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Thursday, 29 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 135 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 179 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 125 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.5 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Ahoy Scorpios, you fiery space captains of the Zodiac! Now, I may not be a leaf on the wind, but I can surely see how the cosmos has some shiny plans for you. With the Third Quarter moon being 20.5 days old, it's like the universe is giving you a not-so-subtle wink to get on with your daring adventures. This week, you might feel an urge to channel your inner Reaver (you know, those terrifying space cannibals) when faced with challenges. But remember, Scorpios, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... or, uh, in this case, with less scary space cannibal tactics. So, try to keep your stingers in check and use your charm to work things out. Creative energy will be flowing like the finest interstellar grog. Harness it to paint your very own masterpiece – whether it's a cunning plan to save the day or an actual piece of art that would make even Jayne Cobb shed a tear. In love and friendship, don't be afraid to take risks. Just like when Kaylee and Simon finally got together, sometimes you need a little push (or in this case, cosmic nudge) to make the magic happen. Be bold, Scorpios! Serenade your crush with a ballad dedicated to your favorite space dinosaur. And finally, always remember that in the immortal words of Wash himself, "I am a large, semi-muscular man, and I can take it." Embrace your resilience and keep flying high, my fellow space travelers! Hashtags: #ScorpioAdventures #SpaceCannibalTactics #CosmicNudge #SerenadeDinosaurs #ShinyPlans

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.06.2023 08:12:01 (sco-09-06-2023)