Scorpio Report

"Gandalf Dishes Out: Scorpio, You Shall Not Pass...Without Reading This Hilariously Enlightening Astrological Forecast!"

The next Scorpio will start in 226 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 17 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 217 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 196 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings Scorpios, it's time for another round of celestial chit-chat, brought to you by yours truly, the astrologer with a PhD in starry shenanigans. Now, as the New Moon is just a tiny tot at 1.1 days old, it's a bit like a new recruit at Starfleet Academy - eager to impress but unsure of which end of the phaser is which. So, let's dial down the intensity and take some time to get our bearings. This week, dear Scorpions, the cosmos is screaming "Bazinga" at you! Your ruling planet, Mars (think Sheldon Cooper but with less social skills and more interstellar gas), is doing the tango with Venus in your house of self-worth. This could mean only one thing: You're about to have a Big Bang Theory moment of your own. Expect sudden, brilliant ideas to pop into your head like tribbles on a starship. Don't be surprised if you find yourself explaining quantum physics to your cat or designing a do-it-yourself wormhole kit. Remember though, not everyone shares your enthusiasm for astrophysics or quirkiness, so try not to scare off your friends with your sudden bursts of geeky brilliance. Now, on the love front, Venus is doing the Macarena in your chart, and this is likely to make you more attractive than a mint condition comic book at a Trekkies convention. So, beam up that confidence and let your inner nerd shine! In conclusion, dear Scorpios, this week is all about embracing your inner Sheldon, letting your geek flag fly high, and boldly going where no Scorpio has gone before. #NerdPower #ScorpioShenanigans #StarCrossedScorpio #StellarHumor #QuantumQuirkiness #TribbleTroubles #TrekkieLove

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-11-03-2024)