"Scorpio's Stars Align as Cosmic Joke Unfolds: Mars in Retrograde Gives the Universe a Giggle Fit, Quatermass Chortles!"
The next Scorpio will start in 166 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 21 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 164 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 208 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 154 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.8 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Hey there, Scorpio pals! It's your groovy astrologer, R.J. MacReady, back again with another out-of-this-world horoscope. With that Third Quarter moon getting up there in age at 20.8 days old, we're in for quite the cosmic ride! So buckle up, grab your favorite crystals, and let's get this party started! 🌗✨🦂
As you know, dear Scorpios, you've got that intense, mysterious vibe going on, and this week, that magnetic presence of yours is gonna be on FIRE. 🔥 I mean, we're talking full-on, "I'm not really human, but an alien life form" level of intrigue. Keep an eye out for those around you, because they might just be shape-shifting into your biggest fans. #ShapeShifterAdmirers 😎👽
Now, let's talk about love, baby! 💕 With the Third Quarter moon hanging out, it's time to take a good look at your relationships. Just like when Kurt Russell battled that freaky alien Thing, some of your connections might not be what they seem. But don't despair, my lovelies – with your intuition as sharp as a broken flamethrower, you'll be able to sort the real deals from the imitations. #LoveDetector 💔🔍
Work and career are looking stellar this week, Scorpio! Your inner scientist is shining bright, and you're bound to make some groundbreaking discoveries. Channel your inner MacReady and tackle those projects like you're fighting off an alien invasion! #CareerBeastMode 👩🔬🚀
So, Scorpios, this Third Quarter moon is all about taking charge, trusting your instincts, and embracing your inner warrior. Remember, just like MacReady, you've got what it takes to survive and thrive, even if things get a little... weird. Stay groovy, my friends! 🌌✌️🌠
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SignToday Is Posting: 11.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-11-05-2023)
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