Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Your Stars are Saying ‘Hasta La Vista, Baby’ to Bad Vibes: An Astrological Forecast that's More Refreshing than a Time-Travelling Robot!"

The next Scorpio will start in 13 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 11 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 55 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio tomorrow, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.4 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Ah, Scorpio, dear Scorpio, I can see you've managed to drag yourself away from your secret world domination plans to check out your horoscope. Well, brace yourselves, for the stars have quite the story to tell! Now, our lovely moon is currently showing off her Waning Crescent phase at 26.4 days old. She's a bit on the mature side, but aren't we all? Nevertheless, she's still got some kick in her! And she'll be strutting her stuff in full bloom at exactly 20:24:27, on the 28th of October, 2023. Mark it in your calendar, folks! This phase of the moon can be a bit of an emotional roller-coaster for you, Scorpio. It's like mixing up your warp drives and transporters - trust me, it doesn't end well. But fear not, you're nothing if not resilient, right? Just remember to take deep breaths and maybe meditate a bit. Or, if that's too hippie-dippy for you, just binge-watch some Blake’s 7. Your ruling planet Mars might seem a bit distant but don't fret – it's not ghosting you, it's just busy doing its celestial thing. Your energy levels might feel a bit like a failing teleport system, but don't worry. Just remember, even a teleport system can be fixed with a little time and patience. So, get out there, Scorpio! Show the universe you're as unstoppable as Vila Restal facing a locked door. Just remember, if things get too intense, it's okay to retreat into your shell and recharge. And remember to keep a close eye on fellow Scorpios. They are probably plotting something. You know how it is. Hashtags for this cosmic journey: #ScorpioSeason #WaningCrescent #MoonMadness #Blake's7 #AstroNerd #HippieVibes #MarsCalling.

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.10.2023 08:12:01 (sco-11-10-2023)