By The Chip Witch on Monday, 11 December 2023
Category: Scorpio

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Buckle Up: You're Set for a Hyperspace Jump to the Land of Opportunity - Don't Forget Your Wookiee!"

The next Scorpio will start in 317 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 308 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The New moon is currently 27.8 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello there, my celestial scorpions! Buckle up, because the cosmos is about to pull a serious "Stargate" move. With the moon cosying up in your sign, you're practically radiating cosmic energy like a ZPM on steroids. You're charged up, Scorpio, so don't waste this power surge on trivial matters. Use it to open your personal wormhole to success. Venus, the Aphrodite of the solar system, has also checked into Hotel Scorpio, meaning love and relationships are about to get as spicy as a Goa'uld's sarcasm. Expect your love life to get as hot as a plasma beam, but remember - consent is as important as remembering gate addresses. Now, the New Moon is almost 28 days old, which in lunar language means it's just hit its rebellious phase. Expect some unexpected twists, Scorpio. It's like that time SG-1 accidentally ended up on a planet full of Unas...but you've got this! The next full moon is due on December 27 at 0:33:43. Mark your calendars, because this is when your intuition will be as sharp as Teal'c's double-edged staff weapon. Remember, Scorpio, you're as resilient as naquadah and as mysterious as an Ancient artifact. Embrace the journey through the Stargate of life, and always keep your GDO handy. #ScorpioStargateStyle #WormholeToSuccess #VenusInScorpio #NaquadahResilience

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.12.2023 08:12:02 (sco-11-12-2023)

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