"Scorpio Stardate: When Galactic Rebels Meet Planetary Vibes - A Hilarious Cosmic Tango!"
The next Scorpio will start in 162 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 17 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 160 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 204 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 150 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.1 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Hey there, Scorpio buddies! ✌️Get ready for a cosmic trip into the far-out realms of your horoscope, brought to you by the grooviest astrologer this side of the galaxy. 🌌
Now listen up, my stinging little friends. The Waning Crescent moon 🌘 is currently holding steady at 25.1 days old, and boy, is it making things interesting for us all! But don't worry, soon the full moon 🌕 will be upon us, hitting the sky like a disco ball at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023. Can you dig it?
With this lunar energy in play, you'll be feeling the urge to shed your old skin and embrace the psychedelic new you. So put on your bell-bottoms, dust off your lava lamp, and get ready to embrace your inner flower child, man! 🌸
In the next few days, you might find yourself navigating some gnarly cosmic waves 🌊. But don't freak out, Scorpio. Remember, you're a water sign, and you were born to ride these tides like a far-out surf god. 🏄♀️ Just trust your instincts, go with the flow, and you'll be hanging ten in no time.
During this time, you may also experience a surge of creativity, like a supernova exploding in your brain. 💥 Use it wisely, Scorpio, and channel that energy into something out-of-this-world. Maybe it's time to paint that cosmic mural you've been dreaming about or write an epic space opera. Whatever it is, own it, and let your freak flag fly high!
And hey, while you're grooving through this cosmic journey, don't forget to spread the love, Scorpio. 💓Be kind to your fellow earthlings, and share your light with the world. You never know who might be in need of a little stardust.
So, in the immortal words of the great philosopher Bill S. Preston, Esq., "Be excellent to each other." 🎸 And remember, Scorpio, you're one groovy cat in this wild, cosmic adventure we call life. 🚀
Peace, love, and horoscopes! ✌️❤️🔮
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-15-05-2023)