"Scorpio, Prepare to Navigate an Asteroid Field of Emotions! Remember, the Odds are in Your Favor...Mostly."
The next Scorpio will start in 313 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 304 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024
Venus is currently in Scorpio
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, my cosmic Scorpions! Sit back, grab a cup of celestial coffee, and let's dive into the galactic game of your destiny.
Venus, the planet of love and money, has decided to crash at your place for a while. You're not just the flavor of the month, you're the triple-scoop sundae with a cherry on top. So don’t be surprised if people are drawn to you like moths to a flame. Or photons to a black hole, if you prefer the nerdier spin. #BlackHoleOfAttraction
Now, about that Waxing Crescent moon, only 2.5 days old. In human years, it’s just learning to crawl, but in celestial terms, it's ready to party! This newborn lunar light is shining in your fifth house of creativity and fun, making it the perfect time to let your inner child run free. Maybe invest in some adult-sized footie pajamas and a box of crayons? #MoonlitPajamaParty
Remember, dear Scorpios, life may not be a Ridley Scott film, but it doesn't mean it can't be equally thrilling, mysterious, and filled with special effects. Embrace the plot twists, keep your replicant-detecting skills sharp, and always be ready to deliver a killer monologue on the nature of existence.
And remember: You're not paranoid if they really are watching you. In this case, 'they' are all the planets, and they've got their cosmic popcorn out, eagerly waiting for the show. So why not give them one? #BigBrotherPlanets
Stay interstellar, Scorpions! Your friendly neighborhood astrologer, signing off. May the stars be with you. #NerdAstrologer
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-15-12-2023)