Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Survival Guide: How to Thrive When Mercury Retrogrades into a Black Hole of Miscommunication!"

The next Scorpio will start in 281 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 17 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 272 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 251 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! So, it's waxing crescent time again! You know what that means? It's like the moon is saying, "Oh I'm just getting started!" And you're a Scorpio, so you're right there with it. You've got that whole "I'm just getting warmed up" vibe going on. I can see it. The moon is 5.4 days old. If the moon was a person, it'd be in preschool, struggling to tie its shoelaces. But you? You've been tying your life's shoelaces for a while now. You're like "bring it on, universe! I've got double knots!" Now, let's talk love. Venus is doing a little dance in your house of romance and it's like she's waving a neon sign saying "Scorpio, get out there!" Just remember, if you meet someone new, try not to reveal all your secrets at once. Keep them guessing! A little mystery never hurt anyone. In the world of work, Mars is in a tango with Jupiter. That can only mean one thing: expect some heavy lifting. Remember that one time in Alien when I was fighting with a queen xenomorph? Yeah, it's nothing like that. But you might have to deal with an annoying coworker or two. And finally, health-wise, as we're heading into colder months, it's time to boost that immune system. Maybe try some alien... err, I mean, elderberry tea! So, Scorpio, get out there and show the world how a real space warrior does it. Remember, you are one of a kind, just like a Ripley in a world full of Jonesys. #ScorpioSeason #AlienAstrology #WaxingCrescentWisdom #MoonChild #SurvivorScorpio #RipleyRules #DoubleKnotLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.01.2024 08:12:02 (sco-16-01-2024)