Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, brace your stardust for a cosmic roller coaster! Like a red alert on the USS Voyager, your star alignment is about to get warp-speed wobbly!"

The next Scorpio will start in 279 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 270 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 249 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there Scorpios, First of all, don’t panic! Just because your ruling planet Mars is currently doing the Macarena with Jupiter doesn't mean you're destined for disaster. The cosmos are just... getting their groove on. Now, this first quarter moon, 7.6 days old, (and aren't we all just counting moon birthdays now?) brings a certain clarity to mind. It's almost like that moment when you finally get a science joke. "Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" Yeah, it's that kind of clarity. Now, with the moon in this phase - it’s not too young, not too old, kind of like the perfect age for cheese - you may find yourself feeling more balanced than a perfectly calibrated Bunsen burner. This is an excellent time to get those long-pending tasks done. You know, like finally organizing your sock drawer or working out that complex equation that's been puzzling you for months. But remember Scorpios, just because the stars align, doesn't mean you should try to build a spaceship in your basement. Baby steps, my celestial friends! Maybe start with a paper airplane and work your way up. This week, be like Pluto - a little distant, a bit mysterious, and constantly reminding everyone that you're still part of the solar system, thank you very much! So, to wrap this cosmic mumbo jumbo up: Don't panic, laugh at the universe’s jokes, and keep being your Pluto-self! #ScorpioVibes #FirstQuarterMoon #CheeseAgePerfect #PlutoPower #AstroNerdJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.01.2024 08:12:02 (sco-18-01-2024)