"Scorpio Forecast: Invisibility Cloak Not Included, But You'll Still Slay This Month!"
The next Scorpio will start in 98 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023
The Moon moves to Scorpio in 8 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Scorpio in 96 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Venus moves to Scorpio in 140 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023
Mars moves to Scorpio in 86 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023
The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Alright Scorpios, buckle up, because the cosmos is about to take us on a wild ride! With the new moon just a baby at 0.5 days old, we're in for quite the celestial show.
Now brace yourselves for some scientific jargon, because as we all know, Astrology is basically Astronomy’s quirky, misunderstood cousin who loves tie-dye and vegan cupcakes. The new moon, my dear scorpions, is in its ‘waxing crescent’ phase (sounds like a fancy type of croissant, doesn't it?). This means that it's time for fresh starts, new ideas, and absolutely no regrets (unless you count that extra slice of pizza you had last night).
With Mars as your ruling planet, you’re more fiery than a chili pepper dipped in hot sauce. 🔥 But remember, even the spiciest of peppers need a little water (or a lot of milk) to cool down. So, use this new moon to chill out, refill your energy reserves and maybe watch a couple of reruns of Doctor Who.
And if you find yourself stuck in a time loop just like our beloved Sarah-Jane Smith, remember to embrace the confusion, form a plan, and always keep your sonic lipstick handy.
This week, watch out for sudden insights popping into your head like unexpected TARDIS landings. They might seem weird, but hey, since when did we Scorpios shy away from weird? If anything, we invented it!
So, gear up for a week full of surprises, 'wibbly wobbly timey wimey' stuff and maybe a tiny bit of universe-saving. You've got this, Scorpios!
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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-18-07-2023)