Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, You're About to be 'Terminated' with Success: Hasta la Vista, Bad Vibes!"

The next Scorpio will start in 246 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 9 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 237 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 216 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Oh, Scorpio, the cosmos is having a bit of a giggle at your expense this week. But don't worry, that's just the universe's equivalent of a celestial tickle under the chin! With the Waxing Gibbous moon 11 days old, it's like a pubescent teenager, all awkward angles and hormonal mood swings. Brace yourself, love - it’s not a phase, it’s astrology! You might be feeling a bit like you've stumbled into a parallel universe where everything is topsy turvy. That's just Mars and Venus playing a cosmic game of Twister in your personal zone. Just remember, your lucky color this week is not red or green but periwinkle. You know, that shade of blue that looks like it was named by someone who'd had one too many Goblet of Fire cocktails. This week, your spiritual animal isn't the scorpion, but something a bit softer. Think more along the lines of a cuddly koala with a mild caffeine addiction. You might find yourself clinging to familiar branches, but remember, eucalyptus is not the only tree in the forest. Be open to new experiences! Be prepared for unexpected encounters - perhaps with an old flame, a new love interest, or even that bloke from the chippy who always gives you extra chips. #ScorpioSeason #WaxingGibbous #CosmicChaos #PeriwinklePower #KoalaKarma

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.02.2024 08:12:01 (sco-20-02-2024)