Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Get Stung by Cosmic Karma: Aliens Approve!"

The next Scorpio will start in 94 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 92 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 136 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 82 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Scorpios! Your celestial weather report is in, delivered to you by your favorite space-nerd astrologer! Remember, the cosmos is like a big, unpredictable cat - enigmatic, magical, and sometimes knocks things off the table for no good reason. The Waxing Crescent moon is throwing a cosmic pizza party and you're invited! At 4.1 days old, it's just a thin slice of mozzarella in the sky (or vegan cheese if you prefer, we're all inclusive here). This moon phase is like the appetizer round, it's just teasing us for the full pizza pie that's yet to come. But don't worry, it's serving up some pretty interesting toppings for you, Scorpio! Now, Scorpios, you're a bit like the anchovies of the zodiac, aren't you? Some folks find you a little too intense, others can't get enough of your salty charm. With the Waxing Crescent moon, it's time to show everyone that you are an acquired taste and they should appreciate your unique flavor. This moon phase means new beginnings, so get ready to toss your dough high into the air and see where it lands. Maybe it's time to try a new topping on your life-pizza. Perhaps... pineapple? I know, I know, controversial. But sometimes you need to shake things up a bit. Remember, Scorpio, the universe doesn't make mistakes - except for that one time when Pluto got demoted from being a planet. We’re still upset about that one. But other than that, no mistakes! So embrace the changes coming your way, even if they're as shocking as finding out there's actually fruit on your pizza. Your hashtag horoscope for today: #WaxingCrescentMozzarella #ScorpioAnchovyCharm #PineappleControversy #PlutoDemotionStillHurts

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-22-07-2023)