Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for an Interstellar Scandal as Pluto Demands a DNA Test in This Week's Cosmic Soap Opera!"

The next Scorpio will start in 62 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 60 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 104 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 50 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, my stinger-endowed celestial compatriots! As the moon has taken a grand tour of your native Scorpio, we are in for a cosmic ride that's more rollercoaster than a backseat ride on Dredd's Lawmaster. First off, the moon's age is 6.3 days, which in lunar years makes it just old enough to start asking questions like, "Why is the universe so big?" and "Does Pluto still have 'planet' status?" Ah, such innocent times! Now, hold onto your helmets, Scorpios, because as Judge Dredd would say, "I am the law," and right now, the law of the cosmos is screaming, "Change!" Yes, you heard it here first - expect some major shifts faster than a Mega-City criminal can say, "I plead not guilty!" And remember, the First Quarter moon isn't just for making wishes or flipping coins heads or tails. It's a time to take action, make decisions, and maybe even hand out your own brand of cosmic justice! But don't go too far, we don't need any intergalactic incidents now, do we? So, in the immortal words of Judge Dredd himself, "Inhabitants of Scorpio, this is the Law: Embrace change, take action, and don't forget to laugh at the cosmic absurdity of it all." #ScorpioSeason #MoonInScorpio #JudgeDreddHoroscope #CosmicJustice And remember, no matter how many mutant rats you encounter in the cosmic sewer, you're a Scorpio—you were born ready for this! So, get out there and enforce your destiny, Dreadnoughts of the Zodiac! #ScorpioPower #NerdyAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.08.2023 08:12:53 (sco-23-08-2023)