Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Morph into a Cosmic Lobster: The Universe is Cranking Up Your Transformation Dial!"

The next Scorpio will start in 305 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 14 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 296 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, you mysterious and enigmatic Scorpios! Time to put on your best black outfits, because Venus just parked her cosmic convertible in your star sign. And let me tell you, she's not here to play bingo. Venus is that friend who shows up unannounced with a bottle of wine and a spicy story to tell. She's here to stir things up in your love life and bring some much-needed glamour. You know, the kind of glamour that makes your exes question their life choices. Meanwhile, our dear old moon is waxing gibbous and is 11.1 days old. It's not quite full, but it's not new either. It’s stuck in celestial puberty, much like Mulder’s perpetually half-grown beard. This lunar phase is all about refinement and reassessment. It's like the universe’s way of saying, "Hey, you've got some stuff to figure out, buddy." So, between Venus stirring the pot and the moon pushing for some self-reflection, you're in for one heck of a cosmic journey. This might be the perfect time to revisit those New Year's resolutions you made...you know, the ones you ditched by January 2nd. But don't worry, Scorpio. With your determination and intensity, you'll conquer this cosmic challenge faster than I can say "Mulder, it's not aliens." And remember, as Einstein said, "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious." So, go on and embrace the mystery, my lovely Scorpios. And if you happen to find any aliens along the way, do let me know. #VenusInScorpio #WaxingGibbousMoon #ScorpioSeason #XFilesAstrology #ItsNotAliens

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-23-12-2023)