Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Get Ready! Your week's lookin' more twisted than a space pretzel in a black hole!"

The next Scorpio will start in 213 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 204 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 183 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Ah, Scorpio, you mysterious, passionate creature of the cosmos! On this day, the moon, your celestial ally, is 13.9 days old -- practically a teenager and just as moody! But fear not, for even in its pubescent phase, the moon holds great wisdom for you. The stars whisper of change on the horizon. And by 'whisper', I mean they're shouting it louder than a Klingon at a karaoke night! Your usual M.O. of hiding in the shadows and brooding won't cut it this time, dear Scorpio. The universe suggests you approach your challenges like a photon torpedo: Head on and with a big bang! As Mars, your ruling planet, sends its cosmic energy your way, remember to channel your inner Spock. Logic, dear Scorpio, will be your greatest weapon. And if that fails, you can always try a Vulcan nerve pinch! The full moon in its rebellious phase may seem to pull you in different directions. Like a black hole, it may seem overwhelming and all-consuming. But remember, even black holes have a singularity, a point of calm amidst chaos. Seek out your singularity this week, Scorpio! This week, don't be afraid to boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before. Embrace the new, the unknown, the unexpected. After all, it's not every day you get to live out your own episode of Star Trek! Remember, Scorpio, the universe has your back. It's got you covered like a well-fitted spacesuit. So, suit up and get ready for an interstellar adventure! #FullMoonFever #MarsMeetsSpock #ScorpioStarTrekAdventure #Nerdstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.03.2024 08:12:02 (sco-24-03-2024)