Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Buckle Up! Your Stars are More Unpredictable Than a Xenomorph's Mood Swings!"

The next Scorpio will start in 30 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 22 days, at Monday, 16 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 28 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 72 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 18 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, my lovely Scorpios, let's dive right into your starry forecast, shall we? Now, with the moon 9 days old and still not potty trained, you can expect a bit of cosmic messiness to infiltrate your life. But hey, you're a Scorpio, you can handle it. Let's start with your work realm. The stars are whispering (well, more like shouting) that a challenge may be on the horizon. Uh-oh, right? Wrong! In the immortal words of Donna Noble, "I'm a human being. Maybe not the stuff of legend but every bit as important as Time Lords, thank you." Remember, you've got that Scorpio grit. A challenge is just another word for opportunity in your dictionary. So, buckle up, put on your “deal-with-it” sunglasses, and show 'em what you're made of. Now onto love. Venus and Mars are having a bit of a tiff, which could stir up some romantic turbulence. Don't panic! This isn't a Titanic-level iceberg, more like a tiny ice cube you can just flick away. Just remember to communicate. And no, telepathy doesn't count, as much as you'd wish it would. Health-wise, Saturn’s telling you to cut back on the jelly babies and get moving. It’s time to swap the sonic screwdriver for a skipping rope. And no, running away from responsibilities doesn’t count as cardio! Your lucky number? 42. Why? Because it's the answer to life, the universe, and everything, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. And if that's not a good reason, I don't know what is. Hang in there, Scorpios. Remember, you're stronger than you think, funnier than you believe, and worth more than all the stars in the universe. #ScorpioSass #FirstQuarterMoonMadness #CosmicChaos #DoctorWhovianHoroscope #TheUniverseHasYourBack

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.09.2023 08:12:01 (sco-24-09-2023)