Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mars Misplaces Keys, Unleashes Cosmic Chaos - Your Coffee Might Be Impacted!"

The next Scorpio will start in 209 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The moon is currently in Scorpio

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 200 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 179 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, sassy Scorpios! 🦂 With the moon in your sign and at a Waning Gibbous stage, things are getting spicy. Remember when Scorpius from Farscape managed to escape the Aurora Chair? This is your week to do the metaphorical equivalent. You're about to slip the bonds of some pesky constraints and make a break for it! 🌌 This week, you'll feel like you're navigating through a wormhole. Things may seem a bit topsy-turvy, but don't fret, it's just the universe messing with your GPS. Remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the weird alien creatures you meet along the way! 👽 You're also going to feel a surge of energy thanks to that 'moon in Scorpio' business. Use this power to your advantage... or to finally clean out that mystery drawer in your kitchen. It's a universal truth that everyone has one. What's in there? Old batteries? A single chopstick? The world may never know... 🌚🥢 Just remember, Scorpios, this week may be a bit of a wild ride, but you've got the secret weapon - you're a Scorpio! So, buckle up, grab your intergalactic snack of choice and embrace the chaos. And hey, if all else fails, just blame it on Mercury being in retrograde. It works every time! #ScorpioSeason #WaningGibbousVibes #FarscapeHoroscope #InterstellarScorpio 🌟🚀

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-28-03-2024)