Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for Cosmic Justice! The Stars are Issuing a Warrant for Unprecedented Transformation!"

The next Scorpio will start in 268 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 259 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 238 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello there, mighty Scorpions! Oh boy, do we have a cosmic rollercoaster ride for you today. The moon, currently in its 'I've got a little less to give' phase, also called the Waning Gibbous (18 days old if you must know), is creating a vibe that could make you feel like you're in a sci-fi movie. No, not ET - think more Alien. You may feel like something is gestating within you. Relax! It's not an actual alien. It's just your inner creative beast waiting to burst out. Yes, dear Scorpio, it's time to channel your inner Ridley Scott and birth some new, revolutionary ideas. Don't worry, it will be considerably less messy than the movie scene. Remember, like the crew on the Nostromo, cooperation is key. Venus is hanging out in your sign, making you as irresistible as Sigourney Weaver in a tank top. Use this magnetic charm to rally your team around you. Just remember: keep a wary eye out for any metaphorical androids who might not have your best interests at heart. Finally, as you navigate each tiny blip on your life's radar (or big blips...we don't judge), remember to take it all in stride. After all, in the grand cosmic joke of life, no one can hear you scream...unless you forget to mute yourself on the Zoom call. Stay stellar, Scorpions! 🦂👽💫 #ScorpioSeason #AlienVibes #WaningGibbousMadness #AstrologyNerd #CosmicZoomCall

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.01.2024 08:12:50 (sco-29-01-2024)