By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 30 March 2024
Category: Scorpio

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Brace Yourself! Mars is Not Just a Chocolate Bar Anymore, It's Influencing Your Love Life Too!"

The next Scorpio will start in 207 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 25 days, at Wednesday, 24 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 198 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 177 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hello Scorpios, or should I say, the cosmic scorpions of the zodiac! I mean, with a name like that, who needs an introduction? Now, let's get down to business. The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. It’s not quite a senior citizen in moon years, but it’s definitely thinking about its retirement plan and probably started to binge-watch 'Star Trek'. This phase of the moon is all about releasing, letting go, and a hearty sigh of relief. It's like when you finally get that piece of popcorn out from between your teeth after an hour-long struggle. #FreedomFromPopcorn For you Scorpios, this means it's time to shed some of that emotional exoskeleton you've been carrying around. You know, the one that's tougher than a cockroach surviving a nuclear apocalypse? Yes, that one. It's time for a little vulnerability, my friends. But don't worry, it doesn't mean you have to start crying at cat videos...unless you want to, of course. #SensitiveScorpion On the career front, it might be time to start considering what you're really passionate about. Remember that dream you had about opening a shop that only sells left-handed gadgets? Or was it the one where you become a professional ninja? Either way, it's time to take those dreams seriously. Who knows, maybe the world really does need more left-handed can openers or silent, stealthy warriors. #DreamBigScorpio In love, be prepared for some serious introspection. If you've been feeling like your relationship is more 'Battlestar Galactica' than 'The Notebook', it might be time to have an open and honest conversation. And remember, communication isn't just about transmitting, it's about receiving too. So, listen carefully, even if what you're hearing is about the importance of toilet seat positioning. #ScorpioLoveSignals Well, that's all from me, Scorpios. Remember, the cosmos doesn't dictate your life, but it sure does make a great conversation starter at parties! Keep being the cosmic badass that you are and I'll see you next time when the moon gets a new wrinkle. #StayStellarScorpios

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-30-03-2024)

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