Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Expect a Stellar Upheaval: Mars Moves into Your Living Room and Refuses to Do the Dishes!"

The next Scorpio will start in 297 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 288 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 267 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

"Ah, Scorpio, my enigmatic friend! Just like the mysteries of the cosmos, you are a riddle wrapped in an enigma, swathed in a paradox, with a dash of melodrama. Your ruling planet, Mars, is bouncing around like a Ferengi playing Dabo. It's making you feel as feisty as a Klingon at a blood wine tasting. But remember, even a Klingon knows when to put down his bat'leth. With the moon at 18.8 days old, it’s in its Waning Gibbous phase. Or as I like to call it, 'the moon is going through its rebellious teenager phase.' This phase is all about reflection and introspection! So be like a Vulcan and use that logic of yours. Reflect on recent happenings, but don't go overboard with the self-criticism. Beware of Romulans bearing gifts, or in your case, friends with dubious intentions. Trust your instincts, they're as sharp as a Cardassian voles' teeth. In terms of love, you're as elusive as a changeling. You may find yourself dodging advances like a starship evading photon torpedoes. But fear not, for the right person, you'll drop your shields faster than the Enterprise in a warp core breach. In conclusion, my space-faring Scorpio, keep your phasers set to stun and your wit sharp as a Vulcan's ears. The universe is a big place, but remember, no self-respecting astrologer would leave home without his tricorder. #ScorpioSeason #StarTrekHoroscope #WaningGibbous #MarsMadness #VulcanLogic #CosmicComedy"

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-31-12-2023)