"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for an Emotional Overhaul, More Intense Than RoboCop's Hardware Upgrade!"
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
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