"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: A Cosmic Hug from Alien – But No Facehuggers, Promise!"
The next Taurus will start in 323 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 12 days, at Wednesday, 14 June, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 333 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Hey there, Taurus bull-buddies! Gather 'round, because I'm about to spill the cosmic tea on your intergalactic forecast. You've got Mercury, Jupiter, and Uranus all hanging out in your sign, and just like a sci-fi convention, things are getting pretty wild up in the celestial sphere! 🚀🌌
First off, with Mercury in your sign, communication is as smooth as butter on toast. Or is it android oil on gears? Either way, it's time to channel your inner Rick Deckard and use those detective skills to navigate tricky conversations like a pro. Remember: if you can't tell if someone's a replicant or human, just ask them about their mother! #MercuryInTaurus #DeckardDetectiveTips 🕵️♂️
Next up, we've got Jupiter expanding your horizons like a newly terraformed planet! With this big guy in your sign, you're feeling as lucky as a Nexus-6 who's just discovered they can live longer than four years. Embrace the hippie within and let your free spirit run wild - just don't forget to bring your science smarts along for the ride! #JupiterInTaurus #HippieScienceNerdsUnite 🔬✌️
And finally, Uranus is shaking things up like an off-world earthquake! This planet of innovation is here to help you break free from the chains of conformity and step into your true, nerdy self. It's time to embrace your love for Blade Runner trivia and geek out with pride, Taurus! #UranusInTaurus #ProudNerds 🤓
Oh, and let's not forget that 12.8-day-old Waxing Gibbous moon, shining brighter than the neon lights of a futuristic cityscape. As you bask in its lunar glow, remember to stay true to yourself and your passions, Taurus. After all, who needs a Voight-Kampff test when you've got the stars on your side? #WaxingGibbousVibes 🌔
That's all for now, my cosmic comrades. May your journey through the Blade Runner-esque world be as thrilling as a spin in a flying car! #TaurusHoroscope #OutOfThisWorld 🌠
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SignToday Is Posting: 02.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-02-06-2023)