By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 04 April 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Incoming Comet of Chaos Might Just Rearrange Your Living Room Furniture!"

The next Taurus will start in 16 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 42 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 26 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 66 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Great Scott, Taurus! With Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, chilling in your sign, it's like having a friendly giant on your side. You've got the gravitational pull of good luck and expansion, so don't be shy about reaching for the stars...or the moon... or the time machine, if you have one lying around. Meanwhile, Uranus (yes, yes, get your giggles out now) is also hanging around in your sign. Uranus, the planet of change, is a bit like the Flux Capacitor—it can shake things up in unexpected ways. Embrace the unpredictability, my bullish friends. Just remember, you don't need roads...or rather, the usual path to make things happen. As for the moon, it's a Waning Crescent, 24.4 days old—practically an antique in lunar terms. It’s a time for letting go, and reflection. Good news is, you don't need a DeLorean to take advantage of it. Let go of any "Biffs" in your life, and focus on the positive. So, Taurus, buckle up, tighten your lab goggles, and prepare for 1.21 gigawatts of cosmic energy coming your way. As I always say, "Your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future is whatever you make it. So make it a good one." #TaurusTimeTravel #JupiterJoyride #UranusUnpredictability #MoonMagic #PlanetaryParty

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.04.2024 07:12:01 (tau-04-04-2024)

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