"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Love is Coming Out of the Stars Like a Xenomorph from Your Chest!"
The next Taurus will start in 138 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 164 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 148 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 188 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Hello there, my Taurus star-studded friends! It's your favorite goofy astrologer bringing you a cosmic update- live from the farthest edge of the Milky Way! So, buckle up, because we've got some serious celestial shenanigans to decode!
Seems like Jupiter, the big gas giant, has decided to pull a moonwalk and is retrograding through your sign. I must say, it's a pretty bold move, even for Jupiter. Now, remember guys, when Jupiter retrogrades, it's like your favorite sci-fi series getting a reboot - it's time to review, reflect, and re-do. So, if you find yourself feeling like you’re stuck in a Star Trek time loop, don’t panic. It’s just Jupiter, not a Borg invasion. #JupiterRetrograde #StarTrekTimeLoop
And then we have Uranus, also retrograding in Taurus. Now, let me tell you, Uranus is not one to conform, it's like the Spock of our solar system. With Uranus going retrograde in your sign, expect some “logical” rebellions against the status quo. It's like you're being teleported to an alternate universe where everything is topsy-turvy. Embrace the unexpected, channel your inner Doctor Who, and remember that bowties are cool. #UranusRetrograde #BowtiesAreCool
Finally, the Moon, our glowing night-light, is currently 21.3 days old. It's in its third quarter, which is not quite as exciting as a season finale cliffhanger but still important. This phase is all about release, letting go, and watching reruns of your favorite shows. So, channel your inner Rey, grab your lightsaber, and cut ties with whatever's holding you back. Just, you know, don't actually cut anything with a lightsaber. We don't need any intergalactic incidents, thank you! #ThirdQuarterMoon #LightsaberRelease
So, dear Taurus, in this cosmic episode of life, remember to stay flexible, be brave, and keep a sense of humor. After all, as we all know, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42. #LifeUniverseEverything42
Until next time, may your force field never falter, and may your stars always align!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 04.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-04-12-2023)