Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Prepare to Graze New Astrological Pastures: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead!"

The next Taurus will start in 166 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 19 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 192 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 176 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 216 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey, Taurus! You're in for a wild ride, just like the time Scully thought she saw Elvis in that diner. Two retrogrades in your sign? Jupiter and Uranus? Oh, boy. That's like finding out there are not one, but two government conspiracies happening at your workplace. Jupiter retrograde in your sign is going to have you questioning everything. Like, "Did I really see a UFO, or was it just a weather balloon?" kind of questions. Get ready to dig deep, my stubborn bull. You're about to embark on an inner journey that'll have more twists and turns than Mulder's quest for the truth. Uranus retrograde, on the other hand, is all about surprising revelations. Expect the unexpected, like discovering that your chill neighbor is secretly a werewolf. Don't worry, they probably won't bite... probably. This 23-day old Third Quarter moon is like the Lone Gunmen of celestial bodies – not as flashy as the Full Moon, but just as important. It's a time for letting go, shedding old beliefs, and embracing new truths. So let go of those preconceived notions about Bigfoot (he's a vegetarian, by the way) and open your mind to the possibilities. In short, Taurus, get ready for a month of mystery, mayhem, and possibly meeting extraterrestrials. Remember, the truth is out there... and it's weirder than you think. #TaurusTruths #RetrogradeRevelations #MoonMayhem #ExtraterrestrialExpectations #MulderMeetsAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-06-11-2023)