"Grab Your Tin Foil Hats, Taurus! The Stars Predict a Galactic Adventure Bigger than Mulder's Conspiracy Theories!"
The next Taurus will start in 224 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 250 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 234 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 274 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hellooo, my bullish Taurus buddies! I hope you're ready to get down and dirty with the cosmos, because it's that time again – we're diving into your horoscope, Akira-style!
First off, Jupiter’s decided to moonwalk through Taurus. Retrograde style, baby! This big ol' gas giant is all about expansion, so when he's cruising backwards, we're talking about inner growth. Expect major insights to hit harder than a psychic explosion. Don't panic though, you won’t be turning into a giant amoeba or destroying Tokyo. Probably.
But wait, there's more! Uranus is also doing the backstroke in Taurus. Uranus, the planet of change and rebellion, going retro? You might feel like your internal world is undergoing a revolution, with old structures crumbling faster than Neo-Tokyo. It may feel chaotic, but remember, change is good, even when it feels like you’re being chased by a monstrous blob of your own creation.
Now, let's talk about our dear old moon. She's in her waning crescent phase, 24.3 days young. In layman's terms, this is the 'letting go' phase. Time to ditch anything that doesn't serve you. Bad habits, toxic relationships, grudges against psychic friends who accidentally turned into giant monsters...you get the idea.
In short, Taurus, you're in for a rollercoaster ride. Hold on tight, keep your sense of humor, and remember - even Akira had to get through some tough times before reaching enlightenment.
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-09-09-2023)