"Taurus, Unleash Your Inner Neo: Swallow the Red Pill and Watch the Matrix of Your Life Transform as You Battle Planetary Agents!"
We are currently in the sign of Taurus
The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023
Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 356 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.6 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Ahoy, Taurus mateys! Captain Jack Harkness here, sailing through the cosmos with your horoscope for today. Now, let's talk about our cosmic situation, shall we? With Mercury in retrograde and Uranus in Taurus, you might find that communication is a bit, well… wonky. But fear not, my bullish friends, for I am here to guide you through this astrological turbulence!
First things first: Mercury retrograde. It's like that annoying ex who keeps popping up right when you think you've finally moved on. This planetary backslide can muck up your communication lines, but it's also the perfect time to revisit any unfinished business. So, be prepared for some ghostly apparitions from your past. Just remember, sometimes it's better to let sleeping dogs lie… or in our case, let Weevils stay in their sewers. #MercuryRetrograde #WeevilsBeGone
Now, let's talk about that electrifying planet Uranus. It's hanging out in your sign, Taurus, sparking some major changes and possibly a newfound desire for independence. You may find yourself wanting to break free from any chains that bind you (metaphorical or otherwise… I'm not judging). So, embrace this cosmic shakeup, and don't be afraid to sail off into uncharted territory. Remember, fortune favors the bold, and I'm not just talking about my wardrobe choices! #UranusInTaurus #FeelingElectric
And finally, the Waning Gibbous moon. At 19.6 days old, it's just like that awkward teenager phase we all went through – full of emotions and prone to mood swings. As Taureans, you're already pretty grounded, but this lunar energy might still throw you off balance. So, take a deep breath, maybe do some moonlit yoga (I recommend the "Downward Weevil" pose), and remember that everything is temporary. This too shall pass, and you'll be back to your steady, sensual self in no time. #WaningGibbous #MoonlightYogi
So there you have it, Taurus. Your cosmic forecast for today, brought to you by none other than Captain Jack Harkness. Embrace the changes, navigate those communication hiccups, and find your balance in this shifting lunar landscape. And remember, no matter what the stars throw at you, you've always got a friend in Captain Jack!
Until next time,
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 10.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-10-05-2023)