"Taurus, Ready to Graze on Greener Pastures: The Truth is Out There, and So Are Your Keys... Again!"
The next Taurus will start in 10 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 36 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, young Taurians. It is I, Darth Vader, your astrological guide for this galactic cycle. Embrace the power of the Force and let's dive into your cosmic journey.
In a galaxy not so far away, Mercury has parked its celestial X-Wing in your sign, Taurus. This means that communication is strong with you, young Padawan. Use this power wisely, for you may find yourself negotiating deals even Lando Calrissian would envy.
Uranus, the rebel planet, has also joined forces with you in Taurus. Expect the unexpected, as shocking new developments will arise like a sudden appearance of the Millennium Falcon. Embrace change and channel your inner Jedi to navigate these uncharted territories.
As the Waning Gibbous moon reaches 19.9 days old, it's time to focus on releasing unnecessary baggage. I suggest starting with those old Stormtrooper uniforms that no longer fit. Remember, you can't bring balance to the Force if you're carrying around old grudges like Jabba the Hutt's wrinkles.
In conclusion, young Taurians, remember that while the Force is strong with you this cycle, it's important to stay grounded and not give in to the dark side. May the Force be with you, always.
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