Taurus Report

"Charge up your solar panels, Taurus! Uranus brings electrifying vibes to your cosmic motherboard!" 😂🤖✌️

We are currently in the sign of Taurus

The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus

Venus moves to Taurus in 355 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.7 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh, Taurus, my lovely space cow. 🐮 With Mercury spinning its retrograde dance right in your sign, you'll be feeling a bit like a wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey mess. But don't worry, it's not as if the universe is out to get you, or there's a Dalek invasion of Earth. Just take a deep breath and ask yourself - what would the Doctor do? 🕶️ Uranus is also crashing the Taurus party like a big ol' ball of galactic energy, bringing unexpected surprises and changes to your life. But hey, at least it's not Cybermen, right? Embrace this chaos with open arms, and keep your sonic screwdriver handy - or whatever equivalent you Earthlings use. 🔧 As the Third Quarter moon reaches 20.7 days old, it's a prime time for you to assess the balance between work and play. Remember, all work and no play makes for a dull Time Lord. So take some time to regenerate and recharge your batteries. Grab your favorite scarf or bowtie, hop in your TARDIS - I mean, car - and find your own adventure. 🌌 This month's motto for you, my steadfast Taurus: "In 900 years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important." So go out there and realize how important you are in this vast, mysterious universe. Hashtags: #TaurusTimeLord #WibblyWobblyTaurus #SpaceCowChronicles #DoctorWhoAstrology #UranusPartyCrasher #MercuryRetrogradeMadness #QuarterMoonBalance

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.05.2023 07:12:02 (tau-11-05-2023)