"May the Bull Be with You: Taurus Discovers the Galactic Force of Chill Vibes and Cinnamon Buns Hairstyles"
The next Taurus will start in 310 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury moves to Taurus in 336 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 320 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 360 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Greetings, my dearest bovine beings! A cosmic congregation of celestial circumstances has conspired to create the most tantalizing Taurus time! As I, your nerdy, hippie astrologer, dive into the depths of this deliciously delightful destiny, allow me to reveal what the heavenly bodies have in store for you.
Ah, the Moon, that magnificent, moody mistress, has cozied up in the comfort of your sign! #LunarLoveAffair. This waning crescent, a mere 26.7 days old, is whispering sweet nothings to your intuition and emotions. Pamper yourself, dear Taurus, indulge in a bubble bath with a side of Jello-O, and let your inner cow whisper secrets of the upcoming full moon - only 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023 away! #CowWhispers.
But wait, there's more! The ginormous gas giant Jupiter has sauntered into your sign as well, showering you with blessings and expansion. #BigJupiterEnergy. Embrace the abundance, dear earth-dwelling creature, and remember, size does matter...when it comes to the size of your dreams and aspirations!
Hold onto your cowbells, for the electrifying and unpredictable Uranus has also made a pit stop in Taurus! #ShockingRevelations. Expect sudden shifts, flashes of brilliant ideas, and perhaps an uncontrollable urge to dance the Watusi. This is the time to break free from the herd and charge fearlessly into uncharted pastures.
So, my delightful Taurus friends, as you graze through this extraordinary cosmic buffet, remember to trust your instincts, expand your horizons, and embrace the unexpected. And don't forget to take a moment to appreciate the beauty of it all - after all, you're a Taurus, and we wouldn't have it any other way! #TaurusPower.
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-15-06-2023)