"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Your Stubbornness Might Just Be Mistaken for a Black Hole this Week!"
The next Taurus will start in 218 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 244 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 228 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 268 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The New moon is currently 0.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Well, well, well, Taurus, looks like we've got a bit of a galactic traffic jam in your sign. Jupiter and Uranus are both playing hooky in retrograde, and the New Moon is just a wee babe at 0.2 days old.
Now, I'm not saying you're going to get bounty hunted by a Mandalorian or anything, but let's say your life might be as unpredictable as a Sarlacc pit these days.
Jupiter retrograde? It's like that moment when you realize you're out of jet fuel mid-flight. You may feel like your growth and expansion has been put on pause, but don't worry, this is just a pit stop. Use this time to reassess your strategy, re-aim your blaster, and make sure you're hunting down the right goals.
Uranus retrograde? Expect the unexpected, like finding out the princess you've been tracking is actually a badass rebel leader. It's about shaking things up, causing a little rebellion in your life. Don't be surprised if you suddenly want to trade in your usual speeder for a unicycle… you weirdo.
And with the New Moon barely out of diapers, it's a prime time for fresh starts. So, whether you're planning to overthrow an empire or just clean out your spaceship, now's the time to do it.
Remember Taurus, just because you're going through some cosmic turbulence doesn't mean you can't navigate it like a pro. You've got the determination of a Wookie, the resilience of an Ewok, and the stubbornness of a Tauntaun.
#TaurusLife #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #StarWarsAstrology #NewMoonBaby #BobaFettHumor #MayTheStarsBeWithYou
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 15.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-15-09-2023)