"Planetary Shenanigans Ahead: Taurus, Brace for Cosmic Bull in your Celestial China Shop!"
The next Taurus will start in 245 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 16 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 271 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 255 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 295 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, Taurus, my celestial bull buddies! Jupiter and Uranus have decided to crash at your place this week, and I hope you've got enough couch space.
Jupiter, the big-bellied benefactor of the cosmos, is lounging in your sign like Jabba the Hutt in a celestial recliner. He's all about prosperity and expansion, so you may find yourself buying larger pants or discovering new galaxies in your kitchen cupboards. Remember, though, excess isn't always a blessing. Don't consume all the ice cream in one go, or you'll end up with an astronomical tummy ache.
Meanwhile, Uranus, the cosmic wild child and rebel of the zodiac, has also joined the party, blasting David Bowie tunes and rearranging your furniture. Prepare for some unexpected changes. Your predictable routine might get tossed out of the spaceship window. But hey, who needs normalcy when you've got extraterrestrial excitement? Embrace the chaos!
The moon, that cheeky little nightlight in the sky, is currently a waxing crescent, just 2.6 days old. Still fresh out of the cosmic oven, it's like a shiny new toy for the universe. It's a time for growth, manifestation and embracing new beginnings. So, maybe it's time to finally start that DIY rocket ship project you've been putting off?
In short, Taurus, brace yourself for a wild interstellar ride this week. It's going to be a mix of cosmic chaos, growth, and possibly a few extra pounds. So, buckle up, grab your space helmet and remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... for more ice cream.
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SignToday Is Posting: 19.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-19-08-2023)