By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 20 March 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Bovine Alert! Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo as Planets Square Dance in Your Sign!"

The next Taurus will start in 31 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 57 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 41 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 81 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Taurus mate! So, we've got Jupiter and Uranus both hanging out in your sign, and to top it all off, we've got a Waxing Gibbous moon that's 10.3 days old. It's like a cosmic gathering happening in your backyard, or more like a space party, and you're the DJ! First off, with Jupiter in your sign, you're like a human lottery ticket. You're chock full of luck and brimming with opportunities. However, remember, Jupiter is also known as the planet of expansion, and that isn't always referring to your career or your social circle. It could mean an expansion of your waistline too. So, if I were you, I'd be careful not to binge on curry and beer...or any other earthly delights that could leave you needing a bigger belt or worse, a whole new wardrobe! Now, let's talk about Uranus. It's a bit of an oddball, really. It's the rebel of the solar system, spinning on its side and doing its own thing. And it's right there in Taurus. This means you might feel an urge to break free from your usual routines, to rebel against the norm. Maybe you'll decide to paint your spaceship pink or start wearing socks with sandals - who knows? Just remember, it's okay to be different but don't go upsetting the captain! As for the Waxing Gibbous moon, this phase is all about refinement and adjustment. It's time to fine-tune your plans and ideas. Imagine you've just fixed up the ship's engine and now you just need to adjust the thrusters a bit, so we don't end up doing cartwheels through space. In conclusion, Taurus, this week is all about balancing lucky breaks, rebellious tendencies, and refining your brilliant plans. Just keep in mind, balance also applies to your curry intake! #SpaceHoroscope #TaurusParty #JupiterExpansion #UranusRebellion #RefinementGibbous #CurryControl

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-20-03-2024)

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