"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: The Universe Serves Up a Cosmic Cocktail of Baffling Boredom, Served with a Twist of Inevitable Disappointment - Cheers!"
The next Taurus will start in 305 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 331 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 315 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 355 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hey there, groovy Taurus peeps! 🐮 Prepare for a cosmic ride that's wilder than a wormhole, as our big, gassy buddy Jupiter joins forces with the electrifying Uranus in your sign. Can I get a "Hell yeah!" for the #TaurusPower? 🌌
Now, let me tell you how this out-of-this-world combo will turn up the volume on your life. With Jupiter amplifying your senses, you'll be feeling an irresistible urge to indulge in all of life's pleasures - from the tastiest space grub to the most sensual intergalactic dance moves. 💃🚀 But don't forget to share the love, or you might end up like that time John Crichton got turned into a statue! #SharingIsCaring
Meanwhile, Uranus is spicing things up in true rebel fashion, so be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns. You know how Moya loves to starburst when you least expect it? Well, that's what Uranus has in store for you. Embrace the chaos, and you might just find yourself at the epicenter of some mind-blowing discoveries. 💥
As for our lovely Waxing Crescent moon, it's just a cute lil' 2-days-old baby right now, so it's the perfect time to plant the seeds for your wildest dreams. What do you want to manifest, my horned friends? A never-ending supply of dentic? The ability to speak fluent Hynerian? The sky's the limit! 🌙✨
So buckle up, Taurus, and get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster that's wackier than Rygel after he's had one too many food cubes. It's time to shine like the star you are! ⭐️
Peace, love, and frelling good vibes to you all! ✌️💖👽
#JupiterInTaurus #UranusInTaurus #WaxingCrescent #FarscapeVibes
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-20-06-2023)