"Taureans, Brace Yourselves for Cosmic Cow-tastrophe: Even Maria the Robot Predicts Udder Chaos in Your Stars!"
We are currently in the sign of Taurus
The moon is currently in Taurus
Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, my celestial Taurus friends! As Number Six from Battlestar Galactica would say, "Brace yourselves for a wild ride through the cosmos!" 🚀
The moon is currently chilling in your sign, which means it's time to embrace your inner space cow and moove through life with grace and determination. 🐮🌕
Now, don't freak out, but Mercury is retrograde in Taurus, so expect some technical glitches in your spaceship. Your communicator might malfunction, or you could find yourself accidentally beaming up your ex at an inconvenient moment. 😱📡 #RetrogradeProblems
But wait, there's more! Uranus has also parked itself in your sign, making you feel like an intergalactic rebel. Embrace the weird, let your nerd flag fly, and remember: "All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again." 😉👽 #UranusInTaurus
As the Waxing Crescent moon slowly grows, use its 2.2-day-old energy to plant seeds for your future. Whether you're plotting to overthrow the Cylons or simply planning your next trip to the farmer's market, now's the time to dream big and aim high. 🌱🌙 #WaxOnWaxOff
So, dear Taurus, buckle up and enjoy the cosmic roller coaster ride ahead. Remember to laugh, love, and always keep your towel handy. May the force be with you! 🌌💫 #TaurusHoroscope #BattlestarGalacticaVibes
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SignToday Is Posting: 22.04.2023 07:12:02 (tau-22-04-2023)