By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 24 August 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taureans, get ready to charge! The stars predict a cosmic traffic jam - but don't worry, it's nothing your stubborn bull horns can't handle!"

The next Taurus will start in 240 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 266 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 250 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 290 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Great Scott! Listen up, Taurus! This isn't a time-travel paradox, it's your horoscope! With Jupiter parked in your sign like the DeLorean in Hill Valley's town square, you're about to get a serious flux-capacitor-level boost of luck and expansion. You'll feel like George McFly when he finally punched Biff out - unstoppable. But remember, with great power comes great... wait, wrong franchise. Now, Uranus is also hanging out in Taurus, which could cause some serious, Marty-in-1955 type of disruption in your daily life. At first, you might feel like you're stuck in an alternate 1985, but don't fret! This celestial shake-up is here to push you out of your comfort zone. And with the First Quarter moon being 7.3 days old, it's like when Doc said "Where we're going, we don't need roads." Your emotional energy will be heading for an upswing, so buckle up and prepare for lift-off. So, Taurus, in the immortal words of yours truly, Doctor Emmet Brown, "Your future is whatever you make it, so make it a good one!" #TaurusTimeTravel #JupiterJives #UranusUpheaval #MoonMomentum

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.08.2023 07:12:02 (tau-24-08-2023)

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