"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Mercury Isn't in Retrograde, But Your Wi-Fi Might Be!"
The next Taurus will start in 270 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 296 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 280 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 320 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Well, hello there Taurus, you Bull of the Galaxy!
This week, Jupiter and Uranus have taken up residence in your sign like overstaying houseguests who drink all your coffee and use your favorite mug. But don't worry, they're not here to ruin your day, they're actually here to shake up your life a little bit.
Jupiter is like a cosmic Santa Claus, ready to drop presents of wisdom and expansion in your lap. You might find yourself suddenly understanding quantum physics or finally making sense of IKEA furniture instructions. #JupiterGotYourBack
As for Uranus, it's the mad scientist of the planetary world. With Uranus in your sign, expect things to get a little... weird. One minute, you could be eating cereal and the next you could be inventing a gadget to make that cereal float to your mouth. Yep, it's going to be one of those weeks. #UranusInTown
Now about that First Quarter moon just 6.8 days old - it's like the moon's version of teenage rebellion. This moon phase is here to push you out of your comfort zone. So whether it's trying out a new haircut or starting that alien language course online, go for it! #MoonTeenSpirit
So gear up, Taurus! It's time to channel your inner McKay and embrace the science-y, quirky, and unpredictable. And remember, in the words of the great Rodney McKay himself, "Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle."
#TaurusGang #AstrologyWithATwist #TheStarsAreYourStargate
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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-25-07-2023)