By The Chip Witch on Monday, 25 December 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Terminator Alert! Taurus, Time to Channel Your Inner Sarah Connor - Robots Not Included!"

The next Taurus will start in 117 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Friday, 19 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 143 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 127 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 167 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hello, my lovely Taurus! So, Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the moonwalk in your sign now. It's like a celestial disco party, but with less glitter and more gravitational pull. Buckle up, because it's about to get interesting! With Jupiter retrograde, you're going to feel an intense urge to quit your job and move to the Himalayas to become a yak herder. Resist this urge, my friend. Unless you have prior experience in yak-herding, in which case, follow your bliss! Now, let’s chat about Uranus retrograde. Your inner rebel is going to want to come out and play. You might feel compelled to shave your head and join a punk rock band or start a revolution against the tyranny of mismatched socks. Embrace this rebellious spirit, but maybe stick to less drastic changes. Like, say, starting a petition for more chocolate vending machines in public places. And the full moon? She's at her teenager phase - 13.1 days old. This full moon is making you extra sensitive, so tread lightly around emotional landmines. That means avoid watching "Marley & Me" or anything that may cause spontaneous waterworks. In summary, my dear Taurus, it's a wild ride this month. Stay grounded, embrace the chaos, and remember - yaks are harder to herd than they look. #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #FullMoonFever #TaurusTurbulence #YakHerderDreams #RebelWithACosmicCause

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-25-12-2023)

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