"Taurus, Charge Ahead, but Don't Get Entangled in the Galactic Web of Unruly Neutron Stars!"
The next Taurus will start in 236 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 262 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 246 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 286 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hello, Taurus! Grab your sonic screwdriver and fasten your seatbelts because a celestial traffic jam is happening in your sign. Jupiter, the cosmic big shot, and Uranus, the rebel planet, are both having a tea party in your backyard. This is like having both the wise old wizard and the mischievous trickster crashing at your place. I hope you have enough fish fingers and custard!
Your tasks might feel like defeating Daleks on a Tuesday - challenging but not impossible. You're as sturdy as the TARDIS, remember? But with the Waxing Gibbous moon, it's like you've got River Song whispering "spoilers" in your ear. Expect a bit of mystery, a dash of intrigue, and an increase in your appetite for fish and chips.
Jupiter's presence encourages growth, so now's the time to stretch those mental muscles. Maybe decipher the Gallifreyan language or reprogram a K-9 unit. And with Uranus? Expect the unexpected. Like finding a Weeping Angel in your bathroom or bumping into a Cyberman at the grocery store. Don't worry, just blink slowly and keep a gold coin handy.
Embrace this cosmic cocktail with open arms and remember, in the words of the Doctor, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one."
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-28-08-2023)