"Taurus Forecast: Hasta La Vista, Boredom! It's Time for Some Stellar Bull Action!"
The next Taurus will start in 175 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Sunday, 29 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 201 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 185 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 225 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 14.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey there, you cosmic Bull. Looks like both Jupiter and Uranus have thrown on their reverse lights and are parked up in your celestial driveway. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Two retrogrades? In my sign? It's more likely than you think!" But don't fret, Taurus, there's a silver lunar lining to this astrological traffic jam.
Jupiter's moonwalking might make you feel like you're stuck in a cosmic comedy of errors, but remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey... and how many galaxies you can count along the way. (Spoiler alert: There's a lot!) So take this time to reflect, reassess, and maybe reorganize your space sock drawer.
Meanwhile, Uranus is doing the retrograde rumba too, which could shake up your sense of stability. Don't be surprised if you suddenly find yourself compelled to start collecting vintage star maps or learning Klingon. Embrace these eccentric urges – they're part of your unique charm!
And let's not forget that beautiful, almost full Moon that's currently lighting up our night sky. She's 14.2 days old, in her prime, and ready to party like it's 1969. This lunar glow is illuminating new paths and opportunities for you. So grab your telescope and gaze into the infinite possibilities of the universe.
In conclusion, Taurus, while these retrogrades may seem like cosmic speed bumps, they're really just invitations to slow down, reassess, and indulge in some good old-fashioned nerdy fun. Remember, even Spock had to let loose once in a while!
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-28-10-2023)