By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 29 February 2024
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Charging Ahead: Taurus, Time to Mooooove! But Don't Forget Your Space Helmet!"

The next Taurus will start in 51 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 77 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 61 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 101 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Alright, Taurus! Buckle up, because this week is going to feel like you're riding in a spaceship made of cheese - unpredictable, potentially stinky, but ultimately nourishing (if you're into that kind of thing). With Jupiter lounging in your sign, you're going to feel as expansive as the universe itself. But remember, even black holes have their limits, so don't go eating all the intergalactic donuts. As for Uranus also making a pit stop in Taurus, you're going to be feeling some serious cosmic electricity. You might find yourself inventing the next big thing: self-tying shoelaces, telepathic toasters, or maybe just a new way to do your taxes. Now, let's talk about our dear old moon, currently in its Waning Gibbous phase and 19 days old - practically a teenager. She's moody, rebellious, and probably blasting emo music through her moonbeams. You may find yourself getting swept up in her lunar angst, but remember, Taurus, you're an earth sign. Ground yourself. Maybe take up zen gardening, or start a rock collection. Trust me, it's not as dull as it sounds! To sum up: This week, you're a cosmic cowboy riding on the back of a supernova. Embrace the chaos, innovate like a mad scientist, but keep your feet firmly planted on the terra firma. Or at least try not to float too far off the ground. #Taurus #JupiterChill #UranusInnovation #MoodyMoon #CosmicCowboy #NerdyAstrology #HippieVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.02.2024 07:12:01 (tau-29-02-2024)

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