"Strap On Your Space Boots, Taurus! It's About to Get as Bumpy as a Ride on Serenity During a Solar Flare!"
The next Taurus will start in 266 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 9 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 292 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 276 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 316 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Greetings, oh mighty Taurus, your Force is strong this week, much like a certain dark lord's grip on the galaxy. Your ruling planet Venus has taken a backseat, and it seems Jupiter and Uranus are both crashing at your place. Talk about planetary roommates from hell, eh? #SpaceRoomieTroubles
Jupiter, the galactic bigwig, is a bit like Jabba the Hutt, bringing fortune and expansion, but also demanding a lot of space. This week, expect opportunities to come knocking on your Death Star like eager Stormtroopers. But remember, not every droid that rolls in is an R2-D2. Be careful what you take on. #BiggerIsntAlwaysBetter
Uranus, meanwhile, is the Rebel Alliance of the solar system. It's all about change, surprise, and upheaval. So don't be shocked if your plans go awry, like a badly executed Jedi mind trick. Embrace the chaos, Taurus. You might just find it invigorates you, like a good old-fashioned lightsaber duel. #MayTheChaosBeWithYou
As for the Waxing Gibbous moon, it's 10.8 days old - practically a teenager in Moon years. And like any teenager, it's going through a phase, am I right? Expect emotions to run high and drama to ensue. But remember, Taurus, patience you must have. And snacks. Lots of snacks. #MoonMoods
So strap in, Taurus, get your blaster set to stun, and remember, even if you find yourself in the Sarlacc pit that is life, you always have the power to climb out – jetpack or no. #TaurusTrek
May the Force (and the snack supply) be with you always.
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 29.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-29-07-2023)