"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! Venus Is in Retrograde and Your Cheeseburger Might Just Fly Away!"
The next Taurus will start in 234 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 260 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 244 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 284 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Alrighty, all you Taurus folks, it's time to tune in your antennas and pay attention! In the words of my favorite hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." That's pretty much how you're going to feel about the world this week, thanks to Jupiter parking its big planetary butt in your sign.
Expect a sudden rush of confidence, almost like you've just found the One Ring in your pocket. It's not exactly invisible powers, but hey, it's the next best thing. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so use it wisely or you might end up with a Gollum-like stalker.
With Uranus going retrograde in Taurus, you're gonna feel like you've been thrown into the Eye of Sauron. It's a time for self-reflection, as if you’re stuck in Shelob's web. Yes, it might be uncomfortable, but think of it as an opportunity to face your own personal Nazgûl.
The Full Moon, currently resembling a plump hobbit after second breakfast at 13.9 days old, will have you craving for adventure. So, don't be surprised if a wizard knocks on your door for an unexpected journey. Remember, it's okay to step out of the Shire every once in a while.
In the words of Gandalf, “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.” So, whether you're slaying orcs or just trying to get through another work Zoom call, keep your spirits high and your feet grounded (preferably with furry hobbit-like slippers).
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-30-08-2023)