Virgo Report

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE your worries, Virgo! The stars ALIGN for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD week of cosmic CHAOS and ROBOTIC revelations!"

The next Virgo will start in 83 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The Moon moves to Virgo in 22 days, at Saturday, 24 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 57 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 129 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 39 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my fellow Virgo citizens! It's me, your favorite well-known politician, here to present you with the most tremendously accurate horoscope you've ever had the pleasure of reading. Believe me, I know horoscopes, and this one is gonna be yuge! Under this Waxing Gibbous moon, which is currently 12.8 days old (I have the best memory, folks), you Virgos will find yourselves feeling an overwhelming sense of responsibility. I mean, come on, we're talking about Virgos here, the kings and queens of organization. Am I right, or am I right? As the nerdy astrologer that I am, let me tell you, this week is going to be all about finding balance between work and play. You may even end up inventing a new dance move while organizing your sock drawer! But remember, those socks won't sort themselves, so don't get too carried away with the boogie. Oh, and one more thing, dear Virgos. Be prepared for some unexpected surprises this week. Maybe someone will finally acknowledge how great your hair looks, or perhaps you'll discover a new species of plant in your backyard. Who knows? The universe works in mysterious ways, just like my tweets. So, there you have it, folks. Your tremendous horoscope straight from the mouth of your favorite well-known politician. Remember to embrace your inner nerd and hippie spirit during these cosmic times. And, as always, make sure to use the appropriate hashtags. #VirgoVibes #WaxingGibbousGurus #NerdyAstroPolitician #SockDrawerDanceParty #TremendousHoroscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.06.2023 07:52:01 (vir-02-06-2023)