Virgo Report

"EXTERMINATE... Negativity! Virgo, Dalek-style Decluttering and Cosmic Clean-up Ahead!"

The next Virgo will start in 326 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 9 days, at Wednesday, 11 October, 2023

Mercury is currently in Virgo

Venus moves to Virgo in 7 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey Virgo, you know how we nerdy stargazers keep saying 'Mercury’s in your sign so make the most of it!' We're not just making this up, we promise! Well, most of the time... but I digress. This week, consider yourself the star of your very own cosmic horror movie. You're the brainiac hero, Mercury is your friendly alien sidekick, and the waning Gibbous moon? That's the scary monster hiding in the shadows. But don't worry, it's 18 days old, so it's practically a teenager and probably too busy sulking in its room to cause much havoc. With Mercury in your sign, you've got a direct line to the universe's customer service center. So if you've got issues, questions, or just want to rant about why Pluto isn't a planet anymore (I'm still not over it), now's the time. You've got the power of communication on your side. Use it. But remember, Virgo, with great power comes great responsibility. You've got the facts, the logic, and the alien sidekick. Now, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to use these tools to solve problems, not create more of them. And please, for all that's holy in the cosmos, stay away from any suspicious-looking dogs. Trust me on this one. So, buckle up, Virgo. With Mercury as your co-pilot, you're in for a wild ride. Just remember to keep your sense of humor intact. After all, even in the face of alien invasion, a good pun can save the day. #MercuryInVirgo #WaningGibbousMoon #AstrologyHumor #NerdyStargazer #SuspiciousDogs

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.10.2023 07:52:01 (vir-02-10-2023)