Virgo Report

"Virgo's Robo-forecast: Preparing for a System Upgrade, but Don't Forget to Oil those Emotional Gears!"

The next Virgo will start in 295 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 5 days, at Tuesday, 07 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Virgo in 267 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus is currently in Virgo

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Greetings, my Virgoan peeps! Venus has taken up residence in your sign, so prepare for a cosmic house party. And don't worry, Venus is a polite guest. She'll keep her feet off the coffee table and won't raid the fridge... much. This is a great time for you to bask in the limelight of love, creativity, and maybe even a little luxury. I mean, who doesn't enjoy a good foam bath with lavender oil and space-age rubber ducky? The Waning Gibbous moon, currently a sprightly 19.4 days old (oh, the lunar teen angst), is also adding its moody ambiance to your life. You might feel like you're stuck in a cosmic episode of "My So-Called Life"... but in space. Take this time to reflect on your life choices: those neon green crocs might have been a mistake. Embrace your inner critic, just remember not to let it turn into a nagging mother-in-law. So, dear Virgos, take out your recyclable, eco-friendly, non-plastic straws and sip on this cosmic cocktail of love, reflection, and a dash of self-improvement. Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes, except for that one time it mixed up Pluto's planetary status. Oops! #VirgoVibes #VenusInVirgo #GibbousGlam #CosmicCocktail #PlanetaryParty #AstrologyAntics #NerdyStargazer

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.11.2023 07:52:01 (vir-02-11-2023)